OMG, no one would guess what happened 2 days ago in uni. Ok, we have this macro and Corp.Fin. lecturer whose name is Valerie Loh (Anyways, liz/janelle if ure readin, she's Philip Loh's daughter). Imagine this lady, she's like prolly 28, has nerdy (see what i mean about making ur blog private?) style glasses and basically hunches and talks like she's announcing an obituary, but above all, we actually like her, seriously. She's really amusing to watch (at least all my classmates think so )
She sez lame-ass stuffs to herself under her own breath sometimes (loud enuff for us to hear). Imagine a nerdy looking serious lecturer talking about IS-LM-BP models and then suddenly out of nowhere she goes "You know the other day i almost killed myself, tripping over goodie bags left over from the prom in my room, its a huge mess" (it's not funny at all, its really damn random and awkward, even worse that she giggles at herself after that) Ok, then fine, u get the picture of how Miss Valerie is like...this goofy sort of dorky individual in a very likeable kinda way...
So 2 days ago, in macro tutorial, we couldn't concentrate. Miss Valerie was all dressed up and pretty with make up n all. So i was asking the guys, "dont u think she looks pretty today?" and unfortunately for me, the 1st dude i asked was this guy named waikit, u see waikit had seen valerie's bf (when none of us suspected she was dating anyone) but anyways, waikit answered "well the thought of whom she's dressed up for, spoils the whole thing"....so thats how we found out about Miss Valerie's bf and him bein likened to a char kuay teow seller style kinda guy accordin to our only eye-witness, waikit...
Class ended (we spent the entire class gossiping about nonsense) After class i was walking with this girl isabelle who has a really strong american-british accent (intl school kid). SO i was randomly saying, "i wonder if Valeris's bf is waiting for her at LC?" "Hmmnnn, I wonder how he looks like?" Isabelle added. Well u see Isabelle wasn't really payin attention to the gossiping back in tutorial class. Isabelle then said "You guys were saying he looks like a char kuay teow seller?" I pointed towards waikit who was ahead of us "I don't know, ask waikit la, he's the one who saw them at....." suddenly Ahmed who's walking next to waikit turns around and says "Hi Miss!"
I stopped dead in my tracks......omg, in my head.....fuck!
Turned around praying in my head, pls pls, let her not hear the char kuay teow part, pls pls lets hope that Isabelle's accent sounded ang mor enuff to pass 'char kuay teow' as soemthing else...mb she missed it....Nope, unfortunately for us, Miss said "I heard what you guys said, every single word." "OMG, Miss Marilyn!" Phewww, not Valerie, Thank you Jesus....
So yeah, next time if any of u wanna gossip, one advice, watch ur back!
Btw, Miss Marilyn was cool, she's those jokey kinda person, She told belle that we shan't worry about it, cos apparently lecturers gossip a much more awful lot about the students..... wow! good to know....
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omgness....!!!
You guys were so SO lucky it wasn't miss valerie! Aw... she's mr phillip's daughter? I like Mr Phillip... Does she look like him at all?! haha
You know what would be really cool? To have your kids tell you about this lecturer at HELP who's dad is Mr Low (Bio Lec)! haha
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